680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

(Source: lilveganmami)



hotdimsam:

Job interviewer: so what skills can you bring to the company
Me:…
Me:…
Me: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now



semi-attractive:

when ur friends have inside jokes u dont understandimage



alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”




thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: descendantof)



buildmorewalls:

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

good 

let the men develop weak bones 




(Source: a-dolf-in)



(Source: shartkeisha)



  • French teacher: okay now say something in french
  • Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent



velvetcrazy13:

Tina’s my spirit animal

(Source: behindaglasslens)



(Source: im-a-walking-paradox)



  • jason derulos first words: jason derulo


sodamnrelatable:

theannoyingskwid:

People who text you hi and then you say hi and they dont say anything

image

(Source: aquus)



harryedward:

i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone 



thefruitythebooty:


simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’



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