my mom met with some local troubled teens today at a shelter and one of the girls way 16 and pregnant and she was explaining to my mom why she did it and said “i just didnt want to deal with my period for a little while you know”
you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
And you’re like
they found out.
So you get ready to cry and beg for forgiveness like
“I won’t do it again”
But then they ask you about something else and you’re like
Ohooo dope ass feature!! apple go for it!!
i dont even remember what the original ‘roses are red violets are blue’ poem is anymore
